Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Two of the newest denizens to gobshite city are Alec Baldwin and Sheryl Crowe.
Sheryl Crowe has ordered her entourage to use one sheet of toilet paper per visit and is getting on her soapbox now about how we all should follow suit. The thing that gets me why doesnt she stop touring if she's so fucking concerned about the enviornment?? I mean all that power thats needed to go on tour? Alright she maybe touring in a bio fuelled bus, and one could argue at least shes highlighting green issues and doing her bit , which Im all for, but dont tell me how much toilet paper to use. If you want to keep a damp rag in your pocket for such occasions Sheryl go for it. But we all havent got an arse like a pea in a hanky and sometimes some of us suffer from runny bums if we have a touch of food poisoning. Sounds like the only following you will have after your preaching is the swarm of flies Ms Crowe..
Ah alec, alec, alec.. How can I put this??? Ehmmm?? Oh Yeah ' Your kid is fucking better off without you!' No matter how alienated you feel from your child you DO NOT call her such hideous names , you childish , self centred monster. To everyone now you are terminally damaged goods by your outburst. Did you stay in character since 'cat in the hat'?? Do you know your childs age or your own for that matter??. Get on your knees and pray that your daughter forgives you for such a shameful outburst you gimp!