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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Waiting room of the world

Nothing is inspiring me at the moment in otherwords Im feeling very hum-drum this weather, nothing inspiring rolling around in my head with the exception of the anal retentive facts that I collect from time to time , maybe if I unleash them Ill be able to remove the mental block...

The Eiffel tower grows in the summer
Oh Yes one wonders is it because of the sexy reputation paris has but infact the huge structure grows with the heat in the summer a full seven inches which is the average that would please any madame!

Redheads are notoriously difficult to operate on
Not because the are prone to bad tempers but more so because they are more sensitive to pain and need more anaesthetic... Ginger wingers!

A flushing Loo is a cinema taboo
No one dared spend a penny on celluloid until Alfred Hitchcock caused controversy in Psycho never mind the 'horrific' murder scene or the fact Janet Leigh was having promisquous sex, the offending public just did not want to hear the crapper being flushed.

If you could see as well as the Wide Field and Planetary Camera on the Hubble Space Telescope, you would be able to read the fine print on a newspaper one mile away!

What is the dot over an 'i' called
A tittle, sounds a bit rude does it not.

Centuries ago, purchasing real estate often required having one or more limbs amputated in order to prevent the purchaser from running away to avoid repayment of the loan. Hence an expensive purchase was said to cost "an arm and a leg."

Hmm I think Ive bored you enough..


David said...

don't know how you do it, but feck, you don't get better than Paint It Black! You rock!

Crankster said...

I wonder if the Washington Monument gets taller from time to time.

Judith said...

Of course I rock, you have always known Ive rocked, just wait till you see the next couple of uploads which I will upload tonight !

Could very well do if its made out of the right stuff (or if someone has put castors on it lol)

slaghammer said...

It is a little known fact that I also grow in the summertime. It might be more accurate to say that I shrink in the winter. I hate winter worse than raw onions. And I hate raw onions almost as bad as I despise winter.

Judith said...

what about cooked onions in the summer??