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Wednesday, March 5, 2008

You couldnt make this up

It seems to me that Im accumulating wounds by the second here, On mothers day I recieved a shiney eight inch bruise from a wheelbarrow handle under my left shoulder - I swear you cant make this shit up! I was out in my mothers house on sunday and after doing some painting with the girls , I went outside to dispose of the paper to the recycle bin, when a raised crack on the pavement sent me sailing into air and I crash landed onto a wheel barrow.

I will post the distressing photo up as soon as I can but it will carry a warning - until then I can forget cutting a rug like Tommy boy here


Flyinfox_SATX said...

Its been a while since I have been here. God, its been a while since I have been at my own blog actually.

Sorry to hear about your illness. My prayers are with you for a speedy recovery.

...and the only guy that can get away with that is Tom Jones. I bet James Brown was laughing his ass off!!!!

Say It said...

Oh man, can you get a break? And I don't mean yer bones!

Glamourpuss said...

Blimey, Jude! I think it's probably best of you don't leave the house for a while....

Arnica - cream and tablets - for the bruising - works a treat.


General Catz said...

Bruises: the gift that keeps on giving.

Man, i remember watching Tom Jones' show as a kid. That guys' a great dancer, ain't he? I saw him 2 years ago in Las Vegas and he was unbelievably good.

shoes said...

i must say i have missed you

Judith said...

Thanks for the prayers
Say it
Can you fucking believe it???
My dad rang me up a few days later and said 'next time when you are out here would you mind tidying away that fucking wheelbarrow you left in the middle of the garden'
Tom must have had a catholic priest backstage for an excorcism

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