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Sunday, October 14, 2007

The Plague




Oh Hi ! Thought Id vacated the blogging world have you?? No such luck matey. What happened I hear you say well long story short- over the past month sometime in September I woke up to what I thought was a sharp breeze blowing on the calve of my right leg -it smacked of acute sensitivity and I took a look. There my expression collapsed into abject horror- grimacing and glaring back at me was in my minds eye another limb trying to grow out from aforesaid leg - and the reality was of equal horror, a golfball sized sack of strained skin which was filled with can only be akined to demon bile- the slightest brush of material would surely have detonated it - so the best plan of action would be a controlled explosion.

I dragged my leperous leg downstairs got some sterilised cotton wool, capsule of sterile water and sterile needle and lugged my way back upstairs blubbering to Suolas to lance ye black plague carrying vessel from my leg and Ohh did pain knock on my door when he did! My tortured cries where muffled by my pilllow biting and I went to the doctor quick smart to find out if some alien experiment had been botched when I was sleeping- he took a look gave me some 'kill a horse' antibiotics (lets not talk about the side effect of those beauties) and Im sill getting dressings every second day from the nurse even though its gone down 50% . It was so big of a wound (thats what they're calling it - makes me feel very heroic) it took most of the skin so Its not even an option to have the luxury of job hunting.



To further explain my absence Suolas was doing some serious work on the PC and since our broadband connection is downstairs I would have to wait for him to bring it downstairs and when he did I was like a bee in a jam jar with the kids. So HOPEFULLY my next post will not have too much of a gap to bridge.. Actually I wrote most of this when the girls where doing their arts and crafts today - With a coloring pencil and a scrap of recyled paper which kinda indicates how much I missed doing this. What Ive mainly being doing is mom stuff and watching with my ellivated leg Dr who, Torchwood , Heroes, Reaper and last but not least 'Jakers" Which is a kids show about a pig in Ireland but get a load of this; Mel Brooks does the voice of a Sheep in it - tremendous fun so it is!
Also in the aucturian world is Suolas and I celebrated 6 years together - longer than some vegas marriages Ill have you know but we are not about to get into our slippers and jammies during the day just yet. And something else that I overlooked is the important news that albino wannabe and full time buffoon - yes my mate Boris Johnson is running for the Job of London Mayor is incredibly worrying - if he does sell his soul to the devil for some magic beans and the post well all I can see is its going to be like car crash television you dont want to witness it but you'll look anyway...
Thanks to all you guys who have dropped me a line in concern of my absence - I have missed you all and promise I will be visiting your sites soon warning you all about large otters and the dangers of chocolate teapots

14 comments:

AmyTree said...

Oh dear!! Glad to hear you're feeling better - that sounds like a rather hideous experience, frankly...
Congratulations on 6 years - The Dude and I just had our 6th - it's the Candyversary, you know - make sure he buys you something sweet! :-)

Région Frontière said...

Lordy. That sounds completely disgusting. What was it, did the doctor say?

Hope it heals soon and glad to see you back. xx

* (asterisk) said...

Good to see you back, Judith. And congrats on the anniversary.

heartinsanfrancisco said...

I'm so glad you're back, Judith.

It sounds as if you were an unwitting part of an alien experiment, and are now one of the walking wounded. Having Mick sing to you helps though, doesn't it?

Feel better soon and don't even think of looking for a job now. The leg has spoken. Listen to the leg.

heartinsanfrancisco said...

I meant to say Happy Anniversary to you and Suolas, but clicked the wrong button.

Boris Johnson's hair seems to be taking Donald Trump lessons. Maybe he would like to run for president of the United States instead... we could sorely use a new "leader," and if he's a buffoon, he already fits the job description.

My Reflecting Pool said...

Welcome back baby!!! Ugh, that leg. Your Wound. You should get a medal or purple heart or something. And what a guy Solas is to pop that nasty thing. Poor Bill wouldn't have touched it with a 10 foot pole.

Congrats on 6 years!!!!Wooo hoooo!!!

Glamourpuss said...

Hurrah! Glad the aliens dropped you back anyway. Happy healing and looking forward to having you back safe and well.

Puss

shoes said...

GLAD TO SEE YOUR BACK

Judith said...

Thanks Guys its great to see you all again - I have SO MUCH to catch up on right now reading your blogs ! Now Im Buggering off to do that right now :)

Flyinfox_SATX said...

Jude -

OUCH! Man that had to hurt. Glad to see you back though and thanks for stoppin by my blog. You Rock! Here is hoping that you recover soon and that all is as it should be.

Flyinfox_SATX

David said...

Grand to have you back. Been in my thoughts and prayers.

Hammer said...

Damn. Sounds like we handle strange lumps and sores the same way.

Glad you're on the mend and happy anniversary!

Gina said...

Hey take care of yourself...and your leg....we want proof that the aliens are coming to get us and we can win....lol

happy anniversary...too.

Gk

Crankster said...

Good to hear from you again, Jude! And congrats to you and Suolas!