I too feel like Im on the wrong planet sometimes and wish like Bill Hicks that the aliens will abduct me an take me to their utopian world of Aucturas, However in between Ill have to make do with the rollarcoaster ride that is life here in Dublin.
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Friday, June 1, 2007
Pool of laughter
Reflection Pool and I where on Gtalk today and I told her this joke when I was stumped on something less serious to post about so at her request here is the joke I told..
A priest and nun where in the dessert with a camel - by the second day they had ran out of water and the camel died from dehydration the third day (he didnt get refueled) - the priest low on hope says to the young attractive nun 'yknow we're going to die out here would you give me a dying request?'
' certainly father'replied the nun
'Ive never seen a womans breasts in the flesh can you show me yours before we die' 'of course father' she softly said
she opens up her wimple and shows him a beautiful pair of breasts
'can I have a feel sister?'
'go ahead father can I ask something of you??'
'work away sister' said the priest getting ridgid with excitement
'Ive never seen a penis before can I look and feel yours?'
'no problem - work away' he said throatly
she opens his trousers and it sprang out rock hard and felt it excitedly
'yknow sister if I put this inside you it could bring life'
To which the nun quickly replied -'fuck that! put it in the camel and lets get the fuck out of here!
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3 comments:
haahahahahahahah! Still funny! hahahaha
ROTHFLMAO!
Flyinfox_SATX
Catholic priests - all the bloody same.
Puss
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